"A HARD FOUGHT RUCK!"

High Elven nobility proved themselves the equal to Orcish might, as the Tralinia Golden Dragons went up against the Badland Bullies and emerged unscathed with a well-earned tie for their troubles. Linriava was the elven star of the night as their timely passes were key to the Golden Dragon's touchdown. 'Weird' Wuzzag equalized for the Bullies after a steady 2nd-half drive that saw the Bullies lose possession twice yet quickly recover. But the strategic duel wasn't enough for the rowdy crowd, which threw all manner of memorabilia and projectiles onto the pitch at every opportunity in the 2nd half, ultimately causing more bloodshed than both teams combined.

A rousing intro game with some elf on elf violence!

Charles Orcustus Morknessen has died for the second and third time, thanks to decay.

His life was not long, but it was interesting.

In the first half, OG-R4 had 4 loners, and double-skulled out. MVP.

The tale of the skinks that would not take the beating they, deep in their hearts, truly wanted.

Morg rolled three double skulls!

"BENGALS BLOODIED BUT SCROWERS STYMIED!"

Blood Bowl lived up to its name in a brutal mid-week fixture that featured injuries and touchdowns aplenty. Literal slip-ups from the Bengal Runners left the ball unprotected early in the half, and the Scrowers' Baskeet "The Hound" snuck in and scooped it up to score a defensive touchdown. The Bengals' Tryg Magnisson scored in the following drive, and the half ended 1-1.

In the 2nd half, "Killer" Culverton tore into the beleaguered Bengals to rack up a league-leading 11 casualties, while Baskeet took advantage to score a second touchdown. Looking at a 2-1 deficit and with time running out, things looked grim for the doughty Dwarfs, but the Scrowers ill-discipline got the better of them. The Scrowers' Troll "Unholy" Pete was left without a minder and started picking dandelions at a crucial moment, allowing the Bengals to grab an unprotected ball and, in a daring hand-off play that would make the Elfheim Eagles blush, run the ball in to score and keep their playoff hopes alive. Jarek Brokkisson III was hailed as the MVP, while the Scrowers were booed off the pitch by their fans, many swearing never to support the team again, for letting an elusive victory slip away.

Ramtut III came out to play.
Ramtut III lied down on a dodge in first half and decided to rest in the KO bin for the rest of the game.

Ramtut III is a star in name only.