Mount Royal Habitants - Jawbreakers

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Teams:	Mount Royal Habitants	—	Jawbreakers
Coaches:	TrevC	—	natsirtdm
Races:	Human	—	Slann
League:	Hogtown
Division:	Season 12
Tournament:	Regular Season 12
Date played:	Tue Feb 11 2020 20:42:32

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Game information
Stadium  Mount Royal Habitants Jawbreakers
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Mount Royal Habitants		k	10-1	points			k
Jawbreakers		k	10-1	points			k

Mount Royal Habitants report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Jacques "Jake the Snake" Plante	Thrower	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Doug "Mr. Norris" Harvey	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Émile "Butch" Bouchard	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Jean "Gros Bill" Bélliveau	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Bernie "Boom Boom" Geoffrion	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Howard "Howie" Morenz	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Maurice "The Rocket" Richard	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Guy "Le Démon Blond" Lafleur	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Édouard "Newsy" Lalonde	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Yvan "Roadrunner" Cournoyer	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
16	"Elegant Elmer" Lach	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
18	Serge "The Senator" Savard	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
19	Larry "Big Bird" Robinson	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
33	"Saint Patrick" Roy	Thrower	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
91	"Gomer"	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N. Stein Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grombrindal, The White Dwarf Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Karla Von Kill Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Madcap Miggz Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rasta Tailspike Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Sir Oinks-a-lot Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower The Black Gobbo The Swift Twins - Lucien The Swift Twins - Valen Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Jawbreakers report
#	Name	Position	MVP	Cp	Td	Int	BH	SI	Ki	IR1 D1	IR1 D2	IR2 D1	IR2 D2	IR3 D1	IR3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Grape	Kroxigor	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Lemon	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Custard II	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Pineapple II	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Raspberry	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Lime	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Green Apple	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Spearmint II	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Watermelon	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Kiwi	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
99	j scrub 1	Lineman [J]	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bilerot Vomitflesh Bo Gallante Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Frank N. Stein Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grombrindal, The White Dwarf Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Guffle Pusmaw Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Karla Von Kill Kreek Rustgouger Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Madcap Miggz Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Rasta Tailspike Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Sir Oinks-a-lot Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower The Black Gobbo The Swift Twins - Lucien The Swift Twins - Valen Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

A shock upset pumped new life into the Habs' playoff hopes, as they defeated the Jawbreakers 1-0 in a tightly contested match. Pundits were astonished by the uncharacteristically un-reckless play of the Habs, as rumours swirled that team owners had leveled an ultimatum to the Human coaching staff: win or else! Early casualties on the Jawbreakers provided the humans with a numbers advantage, but the spidery Slann weathered the storm well, and were frankly unlucky not to seize the possession of the ball, having sacked two separate Habs ball-carriers on their drive to the end zone. But a friendly crowd throw-in of the ball, coupled with Jawbreakers turnovers on blocks at the worst possible time, allowed the Habs to recover the ball in space and sprint along the open side of the pitch to score a touchdown late in the first half. The Humans blitzed the Slann on the next drive, and caused just enough problems to delay the reptilian offence, stunning and double-marking the receivers that the Slann sent downfield. In the second half, "Elegant Elmer" Lach was a defensive machine, blitzing Slann catchers back and forth along the backfield and being fortunate enough to cause stuns and knockouts, while the rest of the Habs double- or triple-marked the deepest defenders. Custard II held the ball deep in his backfield, waiting for the break in the Habs lines. Finally, midway through the 2nd, he saw an open receiver and threw the ball - but it was intercepted by Serge "The Senator" Savard, who took off for the Slann endzone. Custard recovered enough to sack Savard and recover the ball, but time and dwindling numbers were telling against the Jawbreakers. In the final minute of the game, Grape the Kroxigor found himself unmarked and lumbered in the endzone as Custard hucked a long pass downfield...but the pass was inaccurate, the ball scattered off the pitch, and with no other Slann able to recover and score, the ref called time on the match.